Acron Ishtal
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.12 17:30:00 -
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(Announcer) Dooot dooot do dooot doo do... (bum bum bum) Welcome to the Eve News Network evening report!
Tonight! - Shocking developments in the Galente elections! - Caldari Navy officials stunned by recent pirate incursions into Jita! - And a report from the ORE syndicate: Roids, our friends? Or disasters waiting to strike a planet near you!?
But first! Startling news has emerged from one of the most respected Amarr Capsuleer forces. For more, we turn to our chief CVA correspondant Ivanna Pocilips live on the Amarrian Frontier!
(Cut to correspondant, standing in front of a seedy spaceport bar in IH.)
Ivanna: Yes, Dave, that's right. Here on the Frontier, Concord patrols are rare, and even rarer still are areas of space safe for the average Joe Q. Miner.
(Cut to scene of single CVA Zealot blasting away a few pesky pirates)
Ivanna: In recent years, however, a group of pod pilots and their followers, loyal to the Amarr Empire, have carved a safe haven out of this lawless space, prying it from the cold dead fingers of the pirates who once called this place home.
(Cut to stock footage of Aralis)
Ivanna: But recently, the figure who has led these brave men and women for so long, known in political circles as Aralis, has stepped down from as leader of the CVA. After years of successful leadership, he announced his decision earlier today from his penthouse suite on that bastion of law, the CVA station "Inflatable House". Many have questioned this move, given the current instabilities in the region, and many more have questioned the ability of anyone else in the organization to fill his position. We, however, have managed to interview several members of the CVA... here is what they had to say:
(Cut to picture of a bunny frolicking in a meadow) (Cut back to correspondant)
Ivanna: We uh, seem to be experiencing technical difficulties with our footage...
(Cut to picture of Vantras' baby years)
Ivanna: -muffled off camera cursing and the sound of blows-
(Cut back to slightly dishevled correspondant)
Ivanna: Here is what one CVA pilot, who requested to remain anonymous had to say about the sudden move:
(cut to interview of silhouette)
Ivanna: Is this as much a surprise inside the CVA as it is to all of us watching from the safety of empire?
Unnamed pilot: Oh, helllllllll no. Aralis has fiery hot blood in his viens. We've nick-named him Rambo after a few of his more exciting ventures... Some of us figure he's stepped down to get his hands dirty again. You know, dispense some of that "hard hitting diplomacy" he's known for. -chuckle-
Ivanna: You mean combat?
Unnamed pilot: Did I say combat? I don't think anyone said anything about combat. We here at the CVA are all about diplomacy. And mining. We're big into mining. -chuckle-
(cut to correspondant)
Ivanna: A new leader has already been named within the CVA, but that information is not being released at this time. With the CVA keeping their internal affairs... internal... we can only speculate as to who will rise to power in Aralis' place. For now, we can only wait. Back to you Dave!
(cut back to newsroom)
Announcer: Moving on to other news...
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